Mushroom Feast

Mushroom is one of my favorite foods. Yum. I love them. So today my mom bought me a lot of mushrooms, and we cooked them and ate them. Mmmmmmm it was like HEAVEN. It was a gorgeous mushroom feast. Mushrooms are VERY nutritious and yummy. My favorite ones are the oyster mushrooms ad black mushrooms. Wild mushrooms are also good stuff. Yep. Love them~~~~~~Do you like mushrooms? (Say yes and I will give you a free mushroom)

Sweet Cheese

OMG I just found out that there are SWEET cheeses out there! I am not kidding! Yesterday I bought a box of brownies with cheese whip on top and the cheese tastes sweet! Just ask April and Jessie! OMG OMG OMG...it tastes like heaven!Mmmmmm it's goood.......yeah....pure gold...Yum yum yum. I love it. I am suppose to hate cheeses, but this one tastes absolutely magnificent. You hear me? MAGNIFICENT. Just go to safeway and buy these brownies with a white topping. Yes...it's cheese alright...

Sleep+Dream

Plenty of sleep is all it takes to make yourself gorgeous. Yep. Today I slept like a dead pig 'til 9:30. I know some of you guys probably wouldn't even wake up til'12 on weekends. But I had to get up and do some work. My dream from last night was weird. I dreamt of two dead guys in a lake. Then there was a big tide and everything just went woosh. And I found a crab in my dream. But then I accidentally squished it. Sighhhh... I hate greenish water. I am very scared of water. No, not the kind we drink. I am not very good at swimming so whenever I see a lake or the ocean or some kind of pond or pool filled with greenish or bluish water I would shiver. ERRRRRRRRWEWEAE....

Alliance Francais

So this is my new French class at Alliance Fracais------a French cultural and learning centre. I didn't start from the beginning because it already started on January 7 (I registered this Monday, so yeah). The teacher was awesome. She's this really funny old lady. So she was like, "Okay now I am going to hand these stupid tests to you stupid students" Hahahahahaa that was really hilarious. And one of the boys in our class was goofing around, so she was like, "Ahhh don't be a stupid boy" in a really weird French accent. But overall the class was really cool and I was able to come up with some new and cool words. NonOOOMOMMM I love my new French class.

More Freaky Clay Sculptures

Okay today we had clay for Art again. Man I enjoy claywork. So today I made two more freaky sculptures that freaked out Leslie and Tony. The first one was a guy with a bulging kidney. But then I sculpted the kidney on the wrong place so I had to change to title to "The Pregnant Man". Now that really, really derped out the two people around me.But then it sounded kinda wrong so I switched it to "The Man with the Beer Belly". Hahahahah. The second one was a sculpture of a woman. It was more of an abstract sculpture but it was still pretty cool. Yep. That's me. The person who makes freaky sculptures...

I AM ?

Okay. Here's the thing. I am WEIRD. NOBODY in the class has ever lived like me before. And guess what: I like being weird! Hahahahaha! HERE'S A LIST OF THE THINGS THAT I DID...

1: I ate a cactus without peeling it...my tongue felt really itchy at that time...
2: I had a pet daddy-long -leg which lived right beside my bed.
3: I killed my four pet goldfish
    -two of them died 'cause I overfed them (I didn't know fish has no brain)
    -the other two died simply because I gave them tiny ants as snacks.
4. I killed my two pet ducklings when I was five due to inappropriate handling
5. I often torture the bugs I don't like.
6. I adore mushrooms
7. Once I found this smelly herb which smelled like rotten fish, and I blended into juice and put it in a bag and scared away all the boys in my class
8. I ENJOY YUMMY FOOD
9. I enjoy flooding ant hills
10. I went fishing twice and caught two shrimps on my fishing rod. No fish.
11. The wall of my grandma's house is filled with my graffiti.
12. My friends and I went treasure-hunting and we found four tiny watermelons the size of a pebble. I stored mine in the fridge 'til they shrank
13. My friends(mostly guys 'cause some of the girls were just too girly so yeah) and I had rotten fruits fights all the time. Sometimes we play mushroom-soccer or something like that.

I Made a Scary Sculpture

So today we had clay again for Art (yayyyyyy clay luv it to the max). Clay was really fun because we got to squish it and sculpt it into whatever we wanted. I made this really ugly and scary guy...and Tony got really freaked out when I chopped my sculpture's head in half. The guy's mouth was pretty cool...I just dug the end of a paint brush into the soft clay and made a hole. Again, the freaky image of the guy with a pencil in his mouth really disturbed Tony (the sculpture looked like it was trying kill itself by putting a "gun" in its mouth). But overall it was pretty fun. I think when the sculpture is ready I am gonna paint it with acrylic and glaze it to make it nice and shiny. The end...Woohoo!!!!!!!