ASPARAGUS

Here's an awesome poem dedicated to my friend Asparagus. And yes she is a real person and goes to Sir Winston Churchill Secondary.

Asparagus
You so pro man
I luv you :D
Your name is insanely awesome
Although it's not your real name
It's just a name I made up for you
But ohhhh
It's so easy to remember
Asparagus

There. Btw, today is insanely cold. My nose is cold. When Mido's nose is cold, that means the temperature outside must be low (I have a really sensitive nose). I hope for some sunshine tomorrow. Please. Vancouver why are you so rainy all the time?! SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN